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| Player: 5672 Guild: Bruh Title/Rank: Level: 7.39 (Rank 180) Economy: 27 Account: Upgraded Expire: 16 Oct 2026 Account Age: 1 Days ![]() | Bruh. Imagine this: You’re at the grocery store. You grab a single banana. The self-checkout beeps. “Unexpected item in the bagging area.” You look down. There’s a second banana. You didn’t put it there. The second banana slowly turns toward you, peels itself halfway open, and in a deep, tired voice says: “Bruh… we both know you only came here for the free samples.” Then it rolls away into the cereal aisle like it has better places to be. |